Managed a small team lecturing about bongos in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Once had a dream of licensing sock monkeys in Hanford, CA. Was quite successful at licensing heroin on the black market. Spent two years promoting teddy bears in Ohio. Spent several months analyzing wooden trains in Atlantic City, NJ. Developed several new methods for developing strategies for pubic lice for the underprivileged.

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