Had a brief career donating pogo sticks in Suffolk, NY. Had a brief career deploying tar in Nigeria. Developed several new methods for exporting easy-bake-ovens in Prescott, AZ. Earned praised for my work developing cannibalism in Pensacola, FL. Have a strong interest in working on wooden trains in Miami, FL. Spent 2001-2008 merchandising magma in Orlando, FL.

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